Things to sleep on
A roof that only sometimes leaks
Chirping birds all day (and night)
Daily fruit basket (for collecting fruit yourself)
Use of snowshoes free of charge
Complimentary afternoon tea
Nice view of Cair Paravel
White-Witch-Free since 1003
Complimentary fishing poles
Small boat without rudder
Complimentary napkins
Free babysitter (cage with lock)
Small library (lots of books but they're really small)
Nearby water for getting stuff wet
Trees that look pretty (silly)
Trees that look angry (but aren't)
Blankets washed annually
Outdoor composting toilet
A shelf on which to put things
Stovetop and oven for personal use